Larry King is many things, including a gifted interpreter of the obvious. Just watch him match wits with Joe Jackson and concert promoter Leonard Rowe in what will long be known as The Great Michael Jackson Cocaine Debate.
Or known for about a minute as that confused old hunchback's Soup clip that set up a Lindsay Lohan nose candy joke.
Hey, who likes pasta? When it's served from a trash can? Not foul-mouthed food crank Gordon Ramsey, whose personal menu includes terrifying would-be chefs. The secret ingredient? Curse the living @%#&! out of them.
There's all this and more on your massive helping of Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Tell your friends!